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A Crazy New Currency For These Crazy Times
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A Crazy New Currency For These Crazy Times

Do you have a twisted sense of humor? A knack or longing for pissing people off? Well, fine citizen of earth, these are for you!

We all know America is circling the fuckin’ drain. The world is a fuckin’ mess. I decided I had two choices. 1) Blow the brains from my skull in an act of defiance against a senseless god. 2) Create some avant-garde artistic statement in a vain attempt to find catharsis in tumultuous times.

In the end, I don’t really give a fuck about anything so I created some coins with an all-too-on-the-nose statement of exactly that.

Americans give zero fucks about everything, yet want to seem like they give a shit about stuff… Buying one of these coins is the perfect representation of that cognitive dissonance. What does it all mean? I don’t fucking know, but people seem to love them because our Kickstarter is a smashing fucking success.

Check it out here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/79786167/zero-fucks-coins-new-coins or don’t. Just take a guess how many fucks I give.

In all honesty, I hope these put a smile on your face and entertained you while you’re wasting away in your cubicle. If nothing else, now you know where to go to get a shiny “token” of appreciation to present to your Bill Lumbergh the next time he asks for your TPS Reports.

More info: kickstarter.com

Literally give two shits

Give a flying fuck or two fucks

Even give zero fucks

Fuck it, give the mother load

The coveted “golden” fuck

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TheBoredPanda
Community Member
4 years ago

Yup. Where can I exchange some bills for this change? I'm out of fucks for sure.

Community Member
4 years ago

www.zerofuckscoin.com has you covered for sure ;)

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Linda Engman
Community Member
4 years ago

Lmao !! I need theses to give to certain people in my life. I want some, lmfao!!!!!!!

Mei. Chasandra
Community Member
4 years ago

😹

Linda Engman
Community Member
4 years ago

Do you want one, lol ??

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TheBoredPanda
Community Member
4 years ago

Yup. Where can I exchange some bills for this change? I'm out of fucks for sure.

Community Member
4 years ago

www.zerofuckscoin.com has you covered for sure ;)

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Linda Engman
Community Member
4 years ago

Lmao !! I need theses to give to certain people in my life. I want some, lmfao!!!!!!!

Mei. Chasandra
Community Member
4 years ago

😹

Linda Engman
Community Member
4 years ago

Do you want one, lol ??

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