Hey Pandas, If Someone Made A Movie About Your Life, What Would It Be Titled? (Closed)
Hey guys! If someone came up to you one day and asked to make a movie about you, what would it be called? Looking forward to hearing funny and witty titles, nothing vulgar or inappropriate please.:)
(rarely ) Fast and (often) Furious.
Zero Shades of Grey.
I would not say my life would git in a movie, maybe a show? But if I had to name it. "Doors" . I would say this because each part of my life is like a totally different room, you walk in and walk out. Each room has its own vibe, brightness, and size. All the stuff in each room is made of memories and stuff I've collected in that time era. And start falling apart when I forget stuff in that given time.
Coming to a cinema near you...'Meh'
Oh no, she's doing it again.
subtitle: will she never learn
What? (cause I don't know what's going on most of the time 😅)
The caretaker no one took care of.
Obviously a trilogy:
This Movie Could Have Been an Email
This Movie Could Have Been a Text
(and the stunning conclusion) This Movie Could Have Been Just 😳
Reality, Imaginary, and everything in between.
WTF happened to you?
One high functioning autistic dumb a*s against the entire world
Bi the way, I think I love you
"This is not what you expected"
A smart-a*s with zero friends
Great Ideas With Poor Executions
The Life And Misadventures Of Cherry Smooth N'Good
13 reasons why I stayed home today
10 Things I Hate About Life
The story of the ferret/reptile lady
Why does the the human brain ignore the second the
credits to a youtube vid I once saw
One Question: Why?
Remind me why I came into this room?
I Have a Condition... It's Called Stupidity
Reality is Subject to Change
"Unblended" or something...idk
Mainly one reason: throughout my life, quite a few things that I like, other people don't and vice versa.
- I don't like coffee, tea, and soda. So literally my liquid intake is just water, milk, and occasional other stuff.
- I'm a teenager that doesn't play video games and gets religiously criticized by my friends for it.
- I really like math. And...well A LOT of people don't LOL
- (This one is more for people around my age group) but I don't like makeup and skin-showing clothing. It's honestly ridiculous that girls wear booty shorts and crop tops when it's 40-50 degrees outside.
Overall, I don't blend in :P
Ow, you're on my hair
Stayin' Alive Part 2
Still Crazy, After All These Years
Uneventful and Forgettable
oh yeah, that happened!
It’s Ok To Not Be Ok
The Completely Ordinary Non-Adventure of Spikey Boi!
"She was fragile like a bomb"
Why I Like Animals More Than People
"From Hell to Heaven and Back"
That Avid Reader: Broke
Because this literally describes my life. I’m so broke from buying book after book after book
I Know Why Fat Chicks Wear Sweat Pants
the no love story.
the incredidible sulk. (thats one of my secrets, I'm always sad)
Little too Large
- from living in a fantasy world, to suffering in reality -
The Unlucky Ducky
(checks out I'm very much unlucky.)
A tale of constant, unexpected challenges.
The Sisyphus Rock and Roll Show: Live from South Texas
Keeping up with the Stress, anxiety, and overall craziness of life. (No, the Kardashians are not my favorite people . I just reworded their title.)
The Legend of the Crazy Rabbit Woman.
A s**t ton of mistakes(in 2 hours or less)
a series of unfortunate events (yes i know it already exists it's just too true)
From Ordinary to Extraordinary !
In the blink of an eye.
She’s (not) happy
ABCD (American-Born Confused Desi): Balancing my Pakistani and Muslim Heritage With Western Society and Culture
Because anytime I give a friends a bff charm they become extremely toxic :( and I’ve also had have over 6 toxic friends and one even tried to break my back
92 minutes of boredom
I am turning into my mother.
Sh*t always happens, it’s just the depth that varies.
Left Handed Middle Child
If only ;-;
How I failed miserably
I don't know what I did but I have to fix it
crazy broke asian
Don't try this at home. It would be a lot of what you don't need and little of what you do need
He realized he didnt matter…
He was free.
The Big Sleep
diary of a boring kid
The terrible life of a middle schooler who doesn't even go to school(I think he's going crazy.)
How Do I Not Awkward: Memories of a Woman with ADHD and ASD
The Adventures of the Big, Lazy F**K Named Bigfoot
Wasted on worries
No one will believe this c**p..
Come Back Tomorrow
“Is she really hitting on another girl?”
And the sequel, “when will she get over him?”
well I wrote a short story about my life called good cop so good cop obviously... but also maybe a rom-com called how I met jamie, or a rom-com coming of age called hot mess.
No Thanks To Your Offer
The adolescent life of a school girl
the art of accidentally not killing herself by accident
[Say it in a deep movie voice, picture would be a very dramatic silhouette of a person holding a book at their side so that at first glance it looks like a gun.... the film itself would be really boring, someone else would write the great publicity.]
The two best friends that had a little to much fun
Alive: the Story of a Girl that Used to Wonder Why People Ever Considered Suicide
100 reasons why I'm a lesbian (not to be offensive)
Why God Made Me A Sassy, Insecure Introvert and What I Did
How To Be a Disappointment (Fire Works)
"The Good, the Bad and the Indolent."
Cruel and Unusual Punishment
Depressed a**hole: the early years
Welcome to my nightmare
Depressed, amusing, cliche, idiotic, and not entertaining
It would be a TV Series titled "What not to do."
If Anxiety Was A Person
model of a cartoon individual
The story of a mentally unstable grunge, furry, bisexual teen girl
"Disaster" or "Never Grow Up" (because growing up sucks).
Wait! I Need More Time!!
Watch as Ethan and his f*cked up thoughts slowly get him into more and more trouble until finally even the Devil has to applaud
Coming soon to a theater near you :
VIP Ticket To Hell
All of us are slowly dieing
"A Series of Very Unfortunate Events (But without Lemony Snickett, Just Satan)" Really not kidding!
Nothing is (Im)possible.
An Emotional Rollercoaster
I'm not lonely..............
I'm aroace and antisocial.
Leave me alone.
That's cool too
Hold up...am a Lesbian, wait when did that happen?
S**t, My Life Is On Fire.
Kurt Cobain: The Good Side
-Chaos and anarchy awaits (and a little laughter)-
The Life of a FAILURE
Mine would be called Repeditave boy.
Ignorant, to completely destroying the 4th wall, to ignorance again.
A Tragedy But Not But It Is And Now I Am Having An Existential Crisis C**p What Do I Do Now?
Failures, Dissapointments & Bad Luck
Drifter wearing a mask
All the Ways the World Tried to Hold Me Back and Failed
You Silly Goose, You Done Goofed
I feel like I would like to have something mildly influential like “Butterfly; My metamorphosis” but it would probably end up being something like “(My name); Issa hard knock life”
A Desultory 22,000 Days! (A minor epic filled with great original music, fabulous costumes and more wacky friends and adventures than are allowed by law. Always heading for that climactic multi-level collision/serendipitous/rescue that never happens.)
Y U Mad Bro?
Yah I know it's the name of a song, but no one believes me so I'm basically suspicious to everyone
The Wizard of Meh
Challenge Accepted. The sequel is going to be Legen..wait for it..dary, Legendary. But hollywood will opt to cram it all into one poorly pace mess, so we'll call it Living in a Sitcom.
Life goes on
Never too late
If I can make it, you can make it
Dream yet to be dreamed
New found hope
Fake it till you make it
Memories from future
Mine would be a TV show. Every episode would start with a little musical ding a ling thingy and would be called "How Bad Can We Screw This Girl's Life Up?". Every episode would be the most stupid things that happened to me. The host would be God (If he was corrupted by SATAN)
What a long strange trip it's been
You couldn’t make this $h1t up if you tried, my life thus far…
"oops, try again!"
The Food Bank Gourmet
Stand By Bi
Home Alone Part 3425
The Sleepy Paradigm Slayer 🤣👾
The brain on a stick
(My bones are literally just toothpicks)
Laughter will save the day - memoirs of a high school teacher
laughter will save the day - memoirs of a high school teacher
"Huh?-" The Story of a Fish Lovin' Loser
The tale of the walking existational crisis
"Worst than a disappointment"
A Simple Man, part deux
The kid who is kind and has anger issues and anxiety but everyone still makes fun of her and doesn’t take her seriously when she’s angry.
Life of a Train Wreck
Anxiety, Panic Disorder, and Falling in Love the Musical. (The struggles of anxiety and panic disorder. The meaning of family and friends, and finding love.)
(My name means butterfly, yet I feel like a caterpillar as I haven't found myself entirely. It probably would be a show as there is lots of chapters in my life. 😅🐛🦋)
Yet Here We Are... Again
Growing up poor making me a strong woman
No Regrets: A wierd and Wonderful Life
Butterfly effect: the prequel
Existence is allergic to me
I wanted to be a cat (not this hot mess) but i'm ok now
The Depressing Live Of A (Terrible) Artist
Procrastination 101 - A guide on how to f**k up your IGCSE board exams.
Everything is Fine! STOP ASKING!!
An ordinary life ( with someone who as zero balance and is clumsy as h*ll)
Not this s**t again
Well, I'm still alive... F**k.
Stories of the Xennial
Unhealthy man, no sleep, too much work, and an unhealthy obsession with programming, how does he do it?
Utter disappointment the movie.
RBF: the musical
An incredibly boring movie
The High(seeming) Child
The life long debate of [my name]
What a long strange trip it's been
Confessions of an ex music critic
A hero’s journey 😜
The Burning City
NOT her again!
A Monotonous Life
Leave me alone. I want to sleep .
Anything but normal
The Other Side of Fear
Inside! Outside! Leave me alone!
Things happened and here we are.
Password reset, attempt 57
The Tragedy of [Name]
One thing, it would have to be directed by Ridley Scott and the screenplay would have to be written by Steven King.
"The taste of red" I have had a lot of strange weather related nightmares and some my other dreams were very spooky. Like you are trying to get home but you can never find your way there. Or getting lost and can not find your way back. Not to mention my weird and twisted nightmares.
take what life gives you. Every experience is a learning one. Good or bad.