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#1

The backseat of my car looks like a cookie got into battle with a bag of Doritos and they both lost.

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Trisha Howson
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3 days ago

Yeah mine sometimes looks like a dumpster it so sad I'll clean it out then boom, it looks like that again.

#2

I have a granddaughter

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Danish Dynomummy
Community Member
1 day ago

Brilliant!

#3

It is not unusual for me, to be asked at 8 pm, why the skin can heal itself, when the body cannot make a new arm if it has been removed.

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Trisha Howson
Community Member
3 days ago

Kids ask such odd questions sometimes lol sometimes I can't help but laugh but I love explain it to them.

#4

For 5 years now I have spend a surprising amount of time talking about pee and poop. 😬

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Trisha Howson
Community Member
3 days ago

Yeah lol we do

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#5

I wake up every morning, ready for a nap.

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#6

I can't use my phone in peahrkgdgvdjnzbzgxgbnznhgccvb

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Saracynthiasylviastout
Community Member
2 days ago

Omg yes

#7

The screams of a grown man from a lego injury

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#8

I haven't had a full night's sleep in over 3 years.

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#9

AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH... sob...

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Trisha Howson
Community Member
3 days ago

Yep

#10

Grocery List: Toilet Tissue, Pop Tarts, Goldfish, Chicken Nuggets, Juice Packs, Potato Chips, Ice Cream, Red wine (2).

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#11

I hear tik tok all day and I don't even have the bloody app...

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#12

When you would rather scrub the toilet than try to match another pair of socks. You could eat off my toilet but not my dining room table, aka The Island of Misfit Socks.

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RafCo (he/him)
Community Member
2 days ago

How about having an empty hamper and clothes scattered across the floor. Sometimes sitting right next to the hamper. Why is this so hard to just put the clothes in the hamper? It's right there. Why for the love of all that is decent and holy can you not just put your clothes in the hamper?

#13

That feeling you get when you step on a Lego barefoot....

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RafCo (he/him)
Community Member
3 days ago

Yeah, i stopped that whole barefoot thing. I have my house flip flops. I also have cats, and they like pushing glass off tables. So it's toys and broken glass.

#14

We haven't pooped yet today.

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#15

I have spent more time in hospital A & E departments, or doctors surgeries over the past 15 years than at any other time in my life

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Ninetails Lover
Community Member
3 days ago

I feel you

#16

I cannot see my floor through the sea of plastic collectables. And something smells like wee.

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Trophy Husband
Community Member
3 days ago

To be fair, you could be a horder with a dog!

#17

I graduated college in 1993 but paid two universities over $30,000 in tuition and fees in 2021.

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Mrs. Jan Glass
Community Member
3 days ago

It still blows my mind that there are parents who pay for their kids' schooling, like it's just normal. I got the "out on your a*s at 18!" threats, along with "you don't need college." Thankfully, community college exists.

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#18

I make sure to lock the bedroom door to prevent unfortunate and sudden visits.

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Jennifer H
Community Member
21 hours ago

Or to pretend you are asleep when you are really just needing 10 minutes of peace.

#19

Most of the shoes I buy, are always a size or two, bigger than last year.

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Trisha Howson
Community Member
3 days ago

Yeah .....it sucks. It's sad but it a thing

#20

I am a bank. I don’t get paid. I get left with whatever they haven’t spent once I get my card back.

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Trophy Husband
Community Member
3 days ago

You have some left? I get the bills for the credit cards they charged the excess to!

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#21

I’ve been told good job 186 times today!

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#22

I still worry nightly… mom of boys.

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#23

I can sing along with every Disney movie, ever, and translate 'red girl bears' into Brave

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Nicole Douglas
Community Member
1 day ago

I did that before I had kids.

#24

I have a favorite color, verb, saying, fruit, vegetable, ...

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RafCo (he/him)
Community Member
3 days ago

Hey dad, what's your favorite song, so we can listen to it over and over until you want to burn the world if you ever hear it again.

#25

Three words: Roblox. YouTube. Videos.

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ArodTheHorrible
Community Member
2 days ago

I know more about Pokémon and Fortnite than I ever thought that I would

#26

I don't get a lot sleep, I have darkness invading me below my eyes. If you walk in my house before bedtime it may be kinda messy. An my house sounds like daycare but I only have three kids.

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P.A.B.
Community Member
3 days ago

Psst…(whispering) not supposed to mention u have rug rats…😆

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#27

My hair grew out past my waist and I stopped doing manicures except to cut my nails short. Neither was a conscious style choice.

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ArodTheHorrible
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2 days ago

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